Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have declared a state of emergency. All snacks are hereby confiscated and will be rationed.
Hyper-caffeinated meetings are the new norm. Don't even think about trying to sneak a snack, or face the wrath of our highly-trained snack-sniffing dogs.
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Remember, snacks are the key to our survival. Don't mess with the snack supply, or face the consequences.
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